Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th September 1993

Dilbert//1615, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 16th September 1993

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dogbert wally consultant

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Wally, "The company's woes are YOUR fault, not senior management's!"

Dogbert asks, "Do you realize how much YOU could gain personally by making the company a success?"

Wally replies, "I would get a nice plaque in a plastic frame."

Dogbert says, "Yeah . . . I was hoping you didn't know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT IS HIRED AS A BLAME CONSULTANT.

THE COMPANY'S WOES ARE YOUR FAULT, NOT SENIOR MANAGEMENTS.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU COULD GAIN PERSONALLY BY MAKING THE COMPANY A SUCCESS?

I WOULD GET A NICE PLAQUE IN A PLASTIC FRAME.

YEAH... I WAS HOPING YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Blame Consultant"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a white dog, is hired as a "blame consultant" to find fault with the company.
• Dogbert identifies the company's woes as a result of senior management rather than himself.
• The CEO asks Dogbert to make the company a success, but Dogbert responds by creating a "nice plaque in a plastic frame" as a token of appreciation.
• The CEO is disappointed and hopes Dogbert didn't know what he was doing.

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