Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th September 1993

Dilbert//1616, first published 33 years ago on Friday 17th September 1993

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dogbert the boss management consulting

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the Boss's desk next to a large binder. Dogbert says, "Here's my consulting report on your company."

Dogbert says, "I had no insights so I bulked it up by adding witty analogies."

The Boss reads, "His head was like a hollow putty ball attacked by two pointy dust bunnies."

Dogbert asks, "Vivid, isn't it?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY CONSULTING REPORT ON YOUR COMPANY.

I HAD NO INSIGHTS 50 I BULKED IT UP BY ADDING WITTY ANALOGIES.

"HIS HEAD WAS LIKE A HOLLOW PUTTY BALL ATTACKED BY TWO POINTY DUST BUNNIES." VIVID, ISN'T IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bunnies and Insights"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert,' features a conversation between a consulting report's author and a company executive. The report's author, known for lacking insights, uses analogies to convey their message. The executive, unimpressed, responds with a humorous comment about the report's content being as dull as a hollow putty ball attacked by two pointy dust bunnies. The author's response, "Vivid, isn't it?", highlights the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at the use of analogies in business settings and the often dry nature of consulting reports.

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