Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th September 1993

Dilbert//1626, first published 33 years ago on Monday 27th September 1993

Tags

dogbert dilbert trial jury

Official transcript

The foreman of the jury stands and reads, "We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless."

Dogbert says to Dogbert who is packing his briefcase, "I know I should be happy, but it's so insulting . . . What will all my friends think?"

Dilbert continues, ". . . Not that I have any."

Dogbert says, "I call that a win-win scenario."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE FIND THE DEFENDANT INNOCENT BY REASON OF BEING GENERALLY CLUELESS.

I KNOW I SHOULD BE HAPPY, BUT IT'S SO INSULTING ... WHAT WILL ALL MY FRIENDS THINK?

...NOT THAT I HAVE ANY.

I CALL THAT A WIN-WIN SCENARIO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Win-Win Scenario"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, in a courtroom setting.
• The judge asks the defendant, "We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless."
• Dilbert responds, "I know I should be happy, but it's so insulting... What will all my friends think?"
• The judge replies, "Not that I have any. I call that a win-win scenario."
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the defendant's unexpected reaction.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.