Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th October 1993

Dilbert//1638, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 9th October 1993

Tags

executive dogbert career

Official transcript

The caption says, "Dogbert meets the company president."

Dogbert sits across from the president's desk. The president says to Dogbert, "You've made quite a name for yourself in the week you've worked here."

Dogbert replies, "It was easy to grab power, once I realized the other executives were just imbeciles with good hair."

The president says, "I hope you don't think that of ME."

Dogbert replies, "No, that looks like a toupee from here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT MEETS THE COMPANY PRESIDENT.

YOU'VE MADE QUITE A NAME FOR YOURSELF IN THE WEEK YOU'VE WORKED HERE.

IT WAS EASY TO GRAB POWER, ONCE I REALIZED THE OTHER EXECUTIVES WERE JUST IMBECILES WITH GOOD HAIR.

I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK THAT OF ME.

NO, THAT LOOKS LIKE A TOUPEE FROM HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Dogbert Meets the Company President."

Summary:

• Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, meets the company president.
• Dogbert is impressed by the president's hair, which he describes as "imbeciles with good hair."
• Dogbert hopes that the president does not think he is a toupee, implying that he is trying to flatter the president.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the superficiality of corporate culture and the ways in which people may try to curry favor with those in power.

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