Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th October 1993

Dilbert//1639, first published 33 years ago on Sunday 10th October 1993

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dilbert dogbert man parking lot car

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert stand in a parking lot. A man approaches their car and says, "Hey! Dilbert! Is that your nerdmobile?"

The man laughs. Dilbert thinks, "It's my old high school nemesis, Chuck."

Chuck says, "Maybe you'd like to race me in my Corvette."

He laughs. Dilbert points to his car and says, "Actually, Chuck, if you had taken a science class you'd know this a 'Seebeck effect' power plant capable of 600 miles per hour."

Dilbert continues, "Any idiot knows you can get massive power simply by using the sun to heat the junction of two dissimilar wires joined at both ends."

Dilbert continues, "Apparently I'm faster AND smarter than you. And these tax forms show that I also earn more than you."

Dogbert holds up the forms. Chuck says, "Here's a picture of my new girlfriend. She teaches aerobics."

Dilbert says, "He's winning. Help me out here, Dogbert."

Dogbert waves his paw and says, "Step aside."

Dogbert tells Chuck, "I notice that your girlfriend has unusually large hands and a very pronounced Adam's apple."

Chuck asks, "So?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY! DILBERT!

IS THAT YOUR NERDMOBILE?

HA !!

IT'S MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL NEMESIS, CHUCK.

MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO RACE ME IN MY CORVETTE.

!

ACTUALLY, CHUCK, IF YOU HAD TAKEN A SCIENCE CLASS YOU'D KNOW THIS IS A "SEEBECK EFFECT" POWER PLANT CAPABLE OF 600 MILES PER HOUR ANY IDIOT KNOWS YOU CAN GET MASSIVE POWER SIMPLY BY USING THE SUN TO HEAT THE JUNCTION OF TWO DISSIMILAR WIRES JOINED AT BOTH ENDS.

APPARENTLY I'M FASTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU.

AND THESE TAX FORMS SHOW THAT I ALSO EARN MORE THAN YOU.

HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. SHE TEACHES AEROBICS HE'S WINNING.

HELP ME OUT HERE, DOGBERT STEP ASIDE

NOTICE THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS UNUSUALLY LARGE HANDS AND A VERY PRONOUNCED ADAM'S APPLE.

SO?

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AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character renowned for his wit and sarcasm, as he engages in a conversation with Chuck, a coworker.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's conversation with Chuck is the primary focus of the comic strip.
• Dilbert's sarcastic remarks are characteristic of his personality.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, typical of the 'Dilbert' comic strip style.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous and entertaining example of Dilbert's wit and sarcasm.

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