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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th December 1993

Dilbert//1700, first published 33 years ago on Friday 10th December 1993


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stealing dilbert phil accounting break lunch office


Official transcript

Phil the Ruler of Heck leads Dilbert into the elevator by his tie. Dilbert asks, "What's the penalty for stealing a chair??"

Phil replies, "You are sentenced to sit in the break room used by the accounting department."

Dilbert sits at a table with two men. One man says, "I like to type the number six."

The other looks into his paper bag and says, "Cripes! This is my Tuesday lunch bag."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE PENALTY FOR STEALING A CHAIR??

YOU ARE SENTENCED TO SIT IN THE BREAK ROOM USED BY THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT.

I LIKE TO TYPE THE NUMBER SIX.

CRIPES!

THIS 15 MY TUESDAY LUNCH BAG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Accounting Department"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a man, Dilbert, being sentenced to sit in the break room used by the accounting department.
  • Dilbert is forced to type the number six repeatedly, much to his frustration.
  • The strip humorously highlights the mundane and monotonous nature of accounting work.

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