Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th December 1993

Dilbert//1701, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 11th December 1993

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ratbert dogbert story writing

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on his pillow. Ratbert says, "I'm writing a short story for people who don't have much patience."

Ratbert reads, "Blah, blah, blah. Whatever, blah, blah, etcetera, etcetera."

Ratbert says, "If it's a commercial success, the sequel practically writes itself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WRITING A SHORT STORY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE MUCH PATIENCE.

"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

WHATEVER, BLAH, BLAH, ETCETERA, ETCETERA." IF IT'S A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS, THE SEQUEL PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Sequel"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a dog writing a short story for people who don't have much patience.
• The dog's writing style is characterized by using abbreviations and acronyms, such as "blah," "blah," "blah," "whatever," "blah," "blah," "etcetera," and "etcetera."
• The dog claims that if the sequel to the story is a commercial success, it will write itself.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of writing and the use of abbreviations in modern communication.

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