Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th December 1993

Dilbert//1703, first published 33 years ago on Monday 13th December 1993

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dilbert business meeting customer stan programming computers science computer star trek

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a conference table with Stan and a customer. Stan says, "And our product has a thirty terabit RAM cache, just like your company needs. Tell him, Dilbert."

Dilbert says, "It has no RAM."

Stan continues, "And it's capable of detecting tachion field emissions."

Dilbert says, "You're confusing use with 'Star Trek' again, Stan."

Stan continues, "We'll build that stuff into the next free upgrade."

The customer replies, "We'll take it!"

Dilbert thinks, "Beam me up, Spock. There's no life on this planet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND OUR PRODUCT HAS A THIRTY TERABIT RAM CACHE, JUST LIKE YOUR COMPANY NEEDS.

TELL HIM, DILBERT.

IT HAS NO RAM.

AND IT'S CAPABLE OF DETECTING TACHION FIELD EMISSIONS YOU'RE CONFUSING US WITH "STAR TREK" AGAIN, STAN.

WELL BUILD THAT STUFF INTO THE NEXT FREE UPGRADE.

WELL TAKE IT!

BEAM ME UP, SPOCK.

THERE'S NO LIFE ON THIS PLANET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tachyon Field Emissions"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and Stan, who are discussing a product with a thirty terabit RAM cache.
• Dilbert is skeptical about the product's capabilities, citing its inability to detect tachyon field emissions.
• Stan attempts to convince Dilbert that the product is capable of detecting such emissions, but Dilbert remains unconvinced.
• The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Stan references Star Trek, stating that they will build the product into the next free upgrade.
• The comic strip concludes with Dilbert's sarcastic remark, "Beam me up, Spock. There's no life on this planet."

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