Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th December 1993

Dilbert//1710, first published 33 years ago on Monday 20th December 1993

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dilbert dogbert christmas dog

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on the couch and Dogbert stands on the armrest. Dogbert hands Dilbert a list and says, "Here's a list of my Christmas demands."

Dogbert says, "Follow the instructions and nobody gets hurt."

Dilbert says, "You're bluffing. You wouldn't hurt my plastic window Santa."

Dogbert holds the electric cord to the decoration and says, "One yank and he's off life support!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S A LIST OF MY CHRISTMAS DEMANDS.

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

YOU'RE BLUFFING.

YOU WOULDN'T HURT MY PLASTIC WINDOW SANTA.

ONE YANK AND HE'S OFF LIFE SUPPORT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Christmas Demands"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1993, revolves around Dilbert's humorous take on Christmas demands. The story unfolds in three panels:

• Panel 1: Dilbert presents a list of his Christmas demands to Dogbert, who is holding a toy saxophone. Dogbert appears unimpressed.
• Panel 2: Dogbert responds with a list of his own demands, including a yank and off-life support for one plastic window Santa.
• Panel 3: Dilbert is shocked by Dogbert's demands, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

The comic strip playfully pokes fun at the common practice of making unreasonable demands during the holiday season.

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