Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st December 1993

Dilbert//1711, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 21st December 1993

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ratbert dogbert rat dog christmas

Official transcript

Dogbert hands Ratbert a list and says, "Here's my list of Christmas demands, Ratbert."

Dogbert says, "Since you have no money I included items which can be easily shoplifted."

Ratbert says, "Thanks."

Dogbert says, "Or you can check the box where it says you agree to be my personal valet for life."

Ratbert replies, "I need to shoplift a pencil first."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY LIST OF CHRISTMAS DEMANDS, RATBERT.

SINCE YOU HAVE NO MONEY I INCLUDED ITEMS WHICHCAN BE EASILY SHOPLIFTED.

THANKS OR YOU CAN CHECK THE BOX WHERE IT SAYS YOU AGREE TO BE MY PERSONAL VALET FOR LIFE.

I NEED TO SHOPLIFT A PENCIL FIRST:

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Personal Valet for Life"

Summary:

• Ratbert asks Dilbert for a list of Christmas demands.
• Dilbert's list includes a personal valet for life, who must shoplift a pencil first.
• Ratbert agrees to be Dilbert's personal valet and shops for a pencil.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of having someone do one's bidding and the absurdity of some Christmas demands.

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