Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd December 1993

Dilbert//1712, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 22nd December 1993

Tags

bob dogbert money shopping christmas man wedgie

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Bob the Dinosaur, "Remember, Bob, it is better to give to Dogbert than to receive . . . Especially at Christmas."

Bob replies, "But I don't have any income . . . Except for the coins people drop when I give them wedgies."

Bob gives a man a wedgie and money falls out of his pockets. Bob thinks, "It seems like exactly the wrong season to pick up the pace on this sort of thing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER, BOB, IT IS BETTER TO GIVE TO DOGBERT THAN TO RECEIVE ESPECIALLY AT CHRISTMAS BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME... EXCEPT FOR THE COINS PEOPLE DROP WHEN I GIVE THEM WEDGIES.

IT SEEMS LIKE EXACTLY THE WRONG SEASON TO PICK UP THE PACE ON THIS SORT OF THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Seasonal Conundrum"

Summary:

• The comic strip, originally published in 1986, features Dilbert and his boss, Bob, discussing the merits of giving to Dogbert during Christmas.
• Bob argues that it's better to give to Dogbert than to receive, especially at Christmas.
• However, he notes that he doesn't have any income, except for the coins people drop when he gives them wedgies.
• The strip concludes with Bob's humorous reflection on the season, stating that it seems like exactly the wrong season to pick up the pace on this sort of thing.

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