Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th December 1993

Dilbert//1718, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 28th December 1993

Dilbert cartoon for Tuesday 28th December 1993

Dilbert for Monday 27th December 1993

Dilbert for Wednesday 29th December 1993

Tags

dilbert dogbert conquest sneezed brain cells average election straight party ticket lunch world

Official transcript

Dogbert stands over a map spread out on a table. Dilbert asks, "What's all this, Dogbert?"

Dogbert replies, "I'm planning my world conquest."

Dogbert says, "It shouldn't be too hard, given the fact I've probably sneezed more brain cells than the average human uses on election day."

Dilbert says, "I usually vote a straight party ticket."

Dogbert says, "I could be done before lunch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S ALL THIS, DOGBERT?

I'M PLANNING MY WORLD CONQUEST.

IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD, GIVEN THE FACT I'VE PROBABLY SNEEZED MORE BRAIN CELLS THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN USES ON ELECTION DAY.

I USUALLY VOTE A STRAIGHT PARTY TICKET.

I COULD BE DONE BEFORE LUNCH.

12/23

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "World Conquest"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his mischievous and manipulative nature, planning his world conquest. The conversation unfolds as follows:

Dogbert: "What's all this, Dogbert?"
Dogbert: "I'm planning my world conquest."
Dogbert: "It shouldn't be too hard, given the fact I've probably sneezed more brain cells than the average human uses on election day."
Dogbert: "I usually vote a straight party ticket."
Dogbert: "I could be done before lunch."

This comic strip showcases Dogbert's characteristic arrogance and self-confidence, as he underestimates the complexity of his ambitious plan. The humor lies in his nonchalant attitude towards world domination, highlighting the absurdity of his boastful claims.

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