Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th December 1993

Dilbert//1719, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 29th December 1993

Tags

dogbert conquer ratbert world pittsburgh cards beverage famous

Official transcript

Dogbert and Ratbert look at a globe. Dogbert says, "After I conquer the world I'll have a city named after you, Ratbert."

Dogbert continues, "But before I do that I'll change your name to Pittsburgh."

Dogbert continues, "If you play your cards right I'll change your last name to 'Yoo Hoo' and have a beverage named after you too!"

Ratbert yells, "Yes! I'm gonna be famous!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AFTER I CONQUER THE WORLD I'LL HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER YOU, RATBERT.

WOW!

12/29 BUT BEFORE I DO THAT I'LL CHANGE YOUR NAME TO PITTSBURGH.

IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT I'LL CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME TO "YOO HOO" AND HAVE A BEVERAGE NAMED AFTER YOU TOO!

YES! I'M GONNA < BE FAMOUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Globe's New Name"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a globe and a rat named Ratbert.
• The globe announces its plan to change its name to Pittsburgh after conquering the world.
• The rat suggests an alternative name change to "Yoo Hoo" and offers to pay for the globe's beverage if it agrees.
• The globe accepts the proposal, and the two agree on the new name.
• The comic strip ends with the globe excitedly declaring its new name, "Yoo Hoo".

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