Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th December 1993

Dilbert//1720, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 30th December 1993

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dilbert dogbert conquer building religion life calculate spreadsheet law students zero bar

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk chair. Dogbert tells Dilbert, "I can't decide if it would be better to conquer the world by building an army or starting a religion."

Dilbert asks, "Which one would have the least loss of life?"

Dogbert replies, "That's what I'm trying to calculate on this spreadsheet."

Dilbert asks, "Why are you counting law students as two-tenths of a person?"

Dogbert replies, "It doesn't drop to zero until they pass the bar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T DECIDE IF IT WOULD BE BETTER TO CONQUER THE WORLD BY BUILDING AN ARMY OR STARTING A RELIGION.

WHICH ONE WOULD HAVE THE LEAST LOSS OF LIFE?

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO CALCULATE ON THIS SPREADSHEET.

WHY ARE YOU COUNTING LAW STUDENTS AS TWO-TENTHS OF A PERSON?

IT DOESN'T DROP TO ZERO UNTIL THEY PASS THE BAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Bar Exam"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. Dilbert asks his boss why he is counting law students as two-tenths of a person, and Wally explains that it's because they don't drop to zero until they pass the bar exam. The conversation highlights the absurdity of the bar exam process and the challenges faced by law students.

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