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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th January 1994

Dilbert//1736, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 15th January 1994


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ratio liquidity to stupidity reincarnation fund 985 water cheap suit amazing brain


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GOOD NEWS - YOUR RATIO OF LIQUIDITY TO STUPIDITY IS VERY LOW.

YOU QUALIFY TO INVEST IN MY REINCARNATION FUND!

IF MY RATIO IS LOW, THAT MEANS I'M ... UH...

MADE OF LIQUID!

I'D SAY YOU'RE 98% WATER, 2% CHEAP SUIT, AND WHAT'S LEFT IS YOUR AMAZING BRAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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Comic Strip Title: "Liquidity to Stupidity Ratio"

Summary:

  • A man approaches his boss with an unusual investment opportunity.
  • The man claims to have discovered a way to invest in his "reincarnation fund," which promises a high return on investment.
  • The man explains that his ratio of liquidity to stupidity is very low, making him an ideal candidate for the investment.
  • The boss is skeptical but agrees to invest, despite his reservations.
  • The man reveals that the investment is actually a clever scheme to get his boss to invest in his brain, which he claims is made of liquid and is 98% water, 2% cheap suit, and has an amazing brain.
  • The boss is shocked and realizes he has been duped, but it's too late to back out of the investment.

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