Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th January 1994

Dilbert//1737, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 16th January 1994

Tags

stealth business suit sound dampers sticky note special polymers phone pager happiest man sunday

Official transcript

"I invented a stealth business suit to avoid assignments at work today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A "STEALTH BUSINESS SUIT" TO AVOID ASSIGNMENTS AT WORK TODAY WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOGBERT?

HA HA! MY SOUND DAMPERS HAVE CANCELLED YOU OUT!

NOW WATCH WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO ATTACH A LITTLE YELLOW STICKY NOTE TO ME.

SEE! NOTHING STICKS TO THE SPECIAL POLYMERS!

AND MY WIRELESS PHONE AND PAGER ARE ENCASED IN LEAD SO THEY CAN'T DETECT INCOMING CALLS.

WELL, I'M OFF TO "WORK"" HA HA !

THERE GOES THE HAPPIEST MAN WHO EVER FORGOT IT WAS SUNDAY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stealth Business Suit"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, who invents a "stealth business suit" to avoid assignments at work. However, his plans are thwarted when his sound dampeners are cancelled, and he is forced to return to the office.

Key Points:

• Dilbert invents a "stealth business suit" to avoid work
• His sound dampeners are cancelled, forcing him to return to the office
• He is greeted by Dogbert, who is amused by his situation
• Dilbert is unaware that it is Sunday, and his wireless phone and pager are encased in lead to prevent incoming calls
• He is off to "work" despite being unaware of the day of the week
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert's statement, "There goes the happiest man who ever forgot it was Sunday."

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