Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th January 1994

Dilbert//1741, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 20th January 1994

Tags

synthetic pheremone irresitable cafe waiter paid off kill mace myself

Official transcript

"I'm wearing a synthetic pheremone scent that makes me irresistible. It should kick in any minute."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WEARING A SYNTHETIC PHEREMONE SCENT THAT MAKES MEIRRESISTIBLE IT SHOULD KICK IN ANY MINUTE.

UH-OH

WAITER! HERE'S THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. IF I START TO FLIRT WITH HIM, KILL HIM!

50 FAR SO GOOD I'VE GOT TO ... MACE.

MYSELF

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is 'A Synthetic Pheromone Scent'.

Summary:

• Dilbert wears a synthetic pheromone scent to attract a woman at a bar.
• The woman is initially repelled by the scent but eventually becomes attracted to Dilbert.
• The woman asks Dilbert to flirt with her, and he agrees.
• The woman kills Dilbert after he starts to flirt with her, as per her request.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert's ghostly presence, still wearing the pheromone scent.

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