Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th January 1994

Dilbert//1741, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 20th January 1994

Tags

synthetic pheremone irresitable cafe waiter paid off kill mace myself

Official transcript

"I'm wearing a synthetic pheremone scent that makes me irresistible. It should kick in any minute."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WEARING A SYNTHETIC PHEREMONE SCENT THAT MAKES MEIRRESISTIBLE IT SHOULD KICK IN ANY MINUTE.

UH-OH

WAITER! HERE'S THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. IF I START TO FLIRT WITH HIM, KILL HIM!

50 FAR SO GOOD I'VE GOT TO ... MACE.

MYSELF

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flirting with Disaster"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1994, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, wearing a synthetic pheromone scent that makes him irresistible to women. In the first panel, he is seen at a restaurant, where he catches the attention of a woman who finds him "irresistible" and "kicks him" in any minute. The second panel shows the waiter, who warns Dilbert that if he starts flirting with the woman, he will be killed. Despite this warning, Dilbert proceeds to flirt with the woman, who is delighted by his advances.

Key Points:

• Dilbert wears a synthetic pheromone scent that makes him irresistible to women.
• The woman finds him "irresistible" and "kicks him" in any minute.
• The waiter warns Dilbert that flirting with the woman will result in his death.
• Dilbert ignores the warning and continues to flirt with the woman.
• The woman is delighted by Dilbert's advances and responds positively to his flirting.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using artificial means to attract romantic interest, highlighting the potential risks and consequences of such actions. It also showcases Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and the absurdity of the situation.

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