Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st January 1994

Dilbert//1742, first published 32 years ago on Friday 21st January 1994

Tags

pheromone cologne women desries reconcile mentally wash cologne aerobics class

Official transcript

The pheremone cologne is making women desire me physically but they can't reconcile it mentally.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PHEREMONE COLOGNE IS MAKING WOMEN DESIRE ME PHYSICALLY BUT THEY CAN'T RECONCILE IT MENTALLY N-N- NO

IT ISN'T FAIR I'LL HAVE TO WASH THE COLOGNE OFF POW RIGHT AFTER MY AEROBICS CLASS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Pheremone Cologne"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1994, revolves around Dilbert's experience with a new pheremone cologne that is designed to make women desire him physically. However, the cologne's effectiveness is not what he expected.

Panel Breakdown:

• Panel 1: Dilbert is shown wearing the cologne and thinking, "THE PHEREMONE COLOGNE IS MAKING WOMEN DESIRE ME PHYSICALLY BUT THEY CAN'T RECONCILE IT MENTALLY."
• Panel 2: A woman approaches Dilbert, seemingly attracted to him, but Dilbert is uninterested and responds with a "N-N-NO."
• Panel 3: Dilbert is shown washing the cologne off, thinking, "IT ISN'T FAIR... I'LL HAVE TO WASH THE COLOGNE OFF..."
• Panel 4: Dilbert is shown after his aerobics class, thinking, "RIGHT AFTER MY AEROBICS CLASS."

Key Takeaways:

• The cologne's effectiveness is not what Dilbert expected.
• Dilbert is uninterested in the women who are attracted to him due to the cologne.
• Dilbert decides to wash the cologne off and continues with his day, including an aerobics class.

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