Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th February 1994

Dilbert//1762, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 10th February 1994

Tags

delight customers fire everybody price of products slogan stop meetings we waste your money

Official transcript

"We must constantly ask ourselves what we can do to delight our customers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE MUST CONSTANTLY ASK OURSELVES WHAT WECAN DO TO DELIGHT OUR CUSTOMERS.

WE COULD STOP HAVING THESE MEETINGS, FIRE EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM AND LOWER THE PRICES OF OUR PRODUCTS I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A SLOGAN HOW 'BOUT "WE WASTE YOUR MONEY"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Waste Your Money"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where the company's CEO is discussing cost-cutting measures with her employees. The CEO is determined to reduce expenses and improve the company's bottom line, but her employees are skeptical and resistant to the changes.

Key Points:

• The CEO is trying to implement cost-cutting measures to improve the company's financial performance.
• The employees are resistant to the changes and are concerned about the impact on their jobs and benefits.
• The CEO is determined to push through with the changes, despite the opposition from her employees.
• The employees are frustrated and feel that the CEO is not listening to their concerns.

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the challenges of implementing change in a business setting, particularly when it comes to cost-cutting measures. The CEO's determination to improve the company's financial performance is admirable, but her failure to listen to her employees' concerns may ultimately lead to resentment and decreased morale.

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