Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th February 1994

Dilbert//1763, first published 32 years ago on Friday 11th February 1994

Tags

dogbert hit man for mob get away with murder cute self complimentary conversation

Official transcript

"Have you ever noticed how incredibly cute I am?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW INCREDIBLY CUTE I AM?

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BLACK NOSE, SOFT ELFRIE TARL, ADORABLE THESE LOOKS I COULD GET AWAY WITH MURDER.

I'M THINKING OF BECOMING A HIT MAN FOR THE .

I'M GLAD WE HAVE THESE TALKS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mobster Makeover"

Summary:

• A man in a suit approaches Dilbert, complimenting him on his appearance.
• The man offers to give Dilbert a makeover to help him become a hitman for the mob.
• Dilbert is hesitant at first but eventually agrees to the makeover.
• The man transforms Dilbert into a mobster, complete with a black nose, soft furry ears, and an adorable little tail.
• Dilbert is pleased with the results and is ready to take on his new role as a hitman.

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