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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th February 1994

Dilbert//1777, first published 32 years ago on Friday 25th February 1994


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eliminated budget getting dumber brain shrivel hair different


Official transcript

You've completely eliminated the budget for technical training!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'VE COMPLETELY ELIMINATED THE BUDGET FOR TECHNICAL TRAINING!

I'M GETTING DUMBER EVERY MINUTE. MY BRAIN IS STARTING TO SHRIVEL LIKE A RAISIN!

GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.

EVEN MY HAIR FEELS DIFFERENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Technical Training"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is forced to attend technical training, which he finds completely unnecessary.
  • He expresses his frustration by saying that his brain is starting to shrivel like a raisin due to the boredom of the training.
  • Despite his protests, he is told that he has completely eliminated the budget for technical training, implying that he has been successful in his efforts to avoid it.
  • However, Dilbert's hair feels different, suggesting that something unusual has occurred, although the exact nature of the change is not specified.

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