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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th February 1994

Dilbert//1778, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 26th February 1994


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cut budget spinning flung space locusts fling locusts


Official transcript

"According to you, if I cut your budget the world will abruptly stop spinning and we'll be flung into space."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO YOU, IF I CUT YOUR BUDGET THE WORLD WILL ABRUPTLY STOP SPINNING AND WE'LL BE FLUNG INTO SPACE WHEREAS, THE RISK OF CUTTING DILBERT'S PROJECT IS " PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS O'ER THE LAND." I'LL CUT BOTH PROJECTS.

WITH ANY LUCK, WE'LL FLING THE LOCUSTS INTO SPACE.

LOCUSTS.

REAL GOOD .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Cutting Dilbert's Project"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a meeting between a boss and his employees, where the boss announces that he will cut their budget and send them to space.
  • The employees are shocked and concerned about the risk of cutting Dilbert's project, which is described as a "plague of locusts o'er the land."
  • The boss is unconcerned and states that he will cut both projects, with any luck, they will fling the locusts into space.
  • The employees are left confused and worried about the consequences of their boss's decision.

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