Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd March 1994
Dilbert//1782, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 2nd March 1994
Tags
process engineering consultant totally objective dont care right attitude flowing robe cherubs
Official transcript
"You should hire me as your process reengineering consultant."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
YOU SHOULD HIRE ME AS YOUR PROCESS REENGINEERING CONSULTANT .
I WOULD BE TOTALLY OBJECTIVE ABOUT WHAT JOBS TO ELIMINATE FRANKLY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY AT YOUR COMPANY!
3 2 YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.
I THINK I'LL WEAR A FLOWING ROBE AND SURROUND MYSELF WITH CHERUBS
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AI Analysis
The comic strip is titled "You've Got the Right Attitude" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on corporate culture.
Panel 1:
- Dilbert's boss asks him to hire a process reengineering consultant.
- Dilbert responds with a sarcastic remark about the need for a consultant to eliminate jobs.
Panel 2:
- Dilbert's boss emphasizes the importance of eliminating jobs to make the company more efficient.
- Dilbert remains skeptical, expressing his lack of concern about anyone at the company.
Panel 3:
- Dilbert's boss praises his attitude, saying he has the right attitude for the job.
- Dilbert responds by wearing a flowing robe and surrounding himself with cherubs, symbolizing his lack of concern about anyone at the company.
Summary: The comic strip satirizes the corporate culture of eliminating jobs and the absurdity of hiring a consultant to do so. It highlights the disconnect between the company's goals and the employees' well-being, with Dilbert's character serving as a commentary on the dehumanizing effects of corporate bureaucracy.
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