Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd March 1994

Dilbert//1783, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 3rd March 1994

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meeting preliminary recommendation radically reengineered business process coughed skull business

Official transcript

Here's our preliminary recommendation for radically reengineering our business processes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S OUR PRELIMINARY RECOMMENDATION FOR RADICALLY REENGI- NEERING OUR BUSINESS PROCESSES AAAGH!

COUGH SPOIT!

HE COUGHED UP HIS SKULL.

I'LL BET THAT SMARTS.

BONK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Smart Idea"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at his desk with a puzzled expression. He is holding a book titled "HERE'S OUR PRELIMINARY RECOMMENDATION FOR RADICALLY REENGINEERING OUR BUSINESS PROCESSES." As he reads, he suddenly exclaims, "AAAGH COUGH SPOIT!" and tosses the book across the room.

In the next panel, the book lands on the floor with a loud "BONK," and Dilbert's dog, Dogbert, is shown standing next to it, wearing a pair of glasses and holding a book titled "HE COUGHED UP HIS SKULL." Dogbert says, "I'LL BET THAT SMARTS."

The final panel shows Dilbert looking at Dogbert with a mixture of surprise and admiration, while Dogbert proudly holds up his book and says, "I'LL BET THAT SMARTS." The comic strip humorously pokes fun at the idea of radical reengineering and the perceived intelligence of animals.

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