Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st April 1994

Dilbert//1832, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 21st April 1994

Tags

big money deal dog dogbert executive mercury dimes negotiate static network stock static for sale animals

Open source transcript

WELL GIVE YOU SIXTY BILLION FOR THE "DOGBERT STATIC NETWORK " HALF OF THAT WILL BE STOCK IN OUR COMPANY.

WHO WOULD WANT STOCK IN A COMPANY THAT WOULD PAY SIXTY BILLION FOR STATIC ?

NOT US THAT'S THE POINT.

I'D LIKE IT ALL IN MERCURY DIMES .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stock in Our Company"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee about stock in their company.
• The boss offers the employee sixty billion for the "Dogbert Static Network," half of which will be stock in the company.
• The employee asks who would want to buy stock in a company that would pay sixty billion for static.
• The boss responds that it's the point, and the employee agrees, saying they'd like it all in mercury dimes.

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