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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd April 1994

Dilbert//1833, first published 32 years ago on Friday 22nd April 1994


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broadcasted dsn identify jobs movie take over takeover


Official transcript

"From now on you'll be working full time on our takeover of DSN."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON YOU'LL BE WORKING FULL TIME ON OUR TAKEOVER OF DSN YOU MUST ALSO IDENTIFY ANY UNNECESSARY JOBS THAT CAN BE CUT AFTER THE TAKEOVER.

THAT WOULD BE THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THE TAKEOVER OOH, I BROADCASTED THAT MOVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Takeover" and features Dilbert and his boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss, discussing a corporate takeover.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert: "From now on you'll be working full time on our takeover of DSN."
  • Pointy-Haired Boss: "You must also identify any unnecessary jobs that can be cut after the takeover."

Panel 2:

  • Pointy-Haired Boss: "That would be the people who worked on the takeover."
  • Dilbert: "Ooh, I broadcasted that move."

Summary: The comic strip satirizes corporate takeovers and the potential for job losses. The Pointy-Haired Boss is eager to eliminate unnecessary jobs, including those involved in the takeover itself, while Dilbert is amused by the irony of the situation.

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