Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th May 1994

Dilbert//1852, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 11th May 1994

Tags

project leader dogcart consulting shall do bidding endless variety expediations slab of liver external brain pack career low

Official transcript

"I'm the project leader for the Dogbert Consulting Company. You simple employees shall do my bidding."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THE PROJECT LEADER FOR THE DOGBERT CONSULTING COMPANY.

YOU SIMPLE EMPLOYEES SHALL DO MY BIDDING.

I'LL BE SENDING YOU ON AN ENDLESS VARIETY OF DATA- GATHERING EXPEDITIONS. THAT WILL KEEP YOU BUSY WHILE I DO THE THINKING .

BY THE WAY, THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A SLAB OF LIVER BUT IT'S AN EXTERNAL BRAIN PACK .

MY CAREER JUST REACHED AN ALL TIME LOW

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Project Leader's Bid"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a project leader bidding for the Dogbert Consulting Company.
• Dogbert, the CEO, is amused by the project leader's attempt to describe his career in a humorous and exaggerated manner.
• The project leader compares his career to a "slab of liver" and an "external brain pack," highlighting his lack of experience and qualifications.
• Dogbert is unimpressed and rejects the project leader's bid, leaving him feeling embarrassed and dejected.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the lengths people will go to in order to secure a job or project.

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