Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th August 1994

Dilbert//1951, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 18th August 1994

Tags

fired outplacement agency own cubicle photocopies food stamps dollar bills

Official transcript

"You're fired, Wally. But since we care, we've contracted an outplacement agency to help you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE FIRED, WALLY.

BUT SINCE WE CARE, WE'VE CONTRACTED AN OUTPLACEMENT AGENCY TO HELP YOU.

YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN CUBICLE. AND YOU CAN MAKE ALL THE PHOTOCOPIES YOU WANT!

WHAT WOULD I WANT FOOD STAMPS, DOLLAR BILLS, THAT SORT OF THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Photocopy"

Summary:

• Wally is fired from his job and the outplacement agency helps him find a new career.
• He is offered a cubicle to make photocopies.
• Wally asks what he would like to photocopy, and the response is food stamps, dollar bills, and other miscellaneous items.
• The punchline is that Wally's new job is to make photocopies of worthless items.

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