Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th September 1994

Dilbert//1968, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 4th September 1994

Tags

cute dog dilbert attacks girl dilbert exercises flirt mean runs away tease the word no

Official transcript

"Pssst"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PSSST YOU'RE PROBABLY NOTICING HOW SOFT AND CUTE I AM AWW! YOU'RE ADORABLE! LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE PET ON THE HEAD I COULDN'T I'M TOO SHY SHY? THAT IS JUST SO CUTE I HAVE TO PET YOU NOW COME HERE, YOU LITTLE TEASE!

YOU KNOW YOU'LL LIKE IT! I

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD "NO"?!

I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.

HOW ABOUT THE REDHEAD?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Petting the Pet"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his dog, Dogbert, engaging in a playful conversation. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing admiration for Dogbert's cuteness, to which Dogbert responds by asking to be petted. Dilbert agrees, but only if Dogbert can understand the word "no." Dogbert claims to understand the word "no" and asks Dilbert to demonstrate it. Dilbert says "no" and Dogbert responds by asking how about the red head. The conversation continues with Dogbert asking about the red head, and Dilbert responding with a series of "no"s. The comic strip ends with Dogbert still asking about the red head, despite Dilbert's repeated refusals.

Key Points:

• Dilbert admires Dogbert's cuteness and agrees to pet him.
• Dogbert asks Dilbert to demonstrate the word "no."
• Dilbert says "no" but Dogbert continues to ask about the red head.
• The conversation becomes repetitive, with Dogbert asking about the red head despite Dilbert's refusals.

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