Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 1994

Dilbert//1969, first published 32 years ago on Monday 5th September 1994

Tags

opinion charge fee copensation idiots cost you

Official transcript

"From now on, I'm going to charge anybody who gives me their opinion."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO CHARGE ANYBODY WHO GIVES ME THEIR OPINION.

PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEIR OPINIONS, I DESERVE COMPENSATION.

YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT "FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES.. COMES SOMETHING GOOD." THAT'LL COST YOU A BUCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Opinions and Compensation"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and his boss, who is lying in bed reading a book. The conversation between the two is as follows:

• Dilbert: "From now on, I'm going to charge anybody who gives me their opinion."
• Boss: "People are idiots. If I have to listen to their opinions, I deserve compensation."
• Dilbert: "You're forgetting that 'from the mouths of babes... comes something good.' That'll cost you a buck."

The comic strip humorously highlights the idea that people often expect to be paid for sharing their opinions, and that even children can offer valuable insights.

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