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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th September 1994

Dilbert//1970, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 6th September 1994


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phone poll dogbert voting twice each call costs money making opinions


Official transcript

"People are so stupid they should pay me to listen to their opinions."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID THEY SHOULD PAY ME TO LISTEN TO THEIR OPINIONS 4-6 IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU CAN CALL MY PHONE POLLAT 555-DOG-BERT. EACH CALL COSTS TWO DOLLARS.

I'M VOTING TWICE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in the United States.

Summary: The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is depicted as being frustrated with people who only listen to their opinions and refuse to consider alternative perspectives. He expresses his annoyance at the fact that people are so stubborn that they should pay him to listen to their opinions.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's frustration with people who only listen to their opinions
  • His sarcastic comment about being paid to listen to others' opinions
  • A humorous exchange with a coworker who is voting twice, highlighting the absurdity of the situation

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people are unwilling to consider different viewpoints and are instead focused on promoting their own opinions. It also highlights the absurdity of the situation, with Dilbert's coworker voting twice, which is a clear exaggeration of the issue. The comic strip is a lighthearted way to comment on the importance of open-mindedness and critical thinking.

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