Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th October 1994

Dilbert//2024, first published 32 years ago on Sunday 30th October 1994

Tags

trap set dogbert sniffs thief found set up decoy lunch synthetic female hormones wally boobs caught busted theif

Official transcript

"Exhibit 'A' is my empty lunch bag, last seen full."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXHIBIT "A" IS MY EMPTY LUNCH BAG, LAST SEEN FULL.

ONLY THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM HAD THE MOTIVE AND THE OPPORTUNITY INSPECTOR DOGBERT WILL INVESTIGATE SNIFF" YOU WERE IN THE SUPPLY ROOM WITH WILLY THE MAIL BOY ALL MORNING.

YOU ARE INNOCENT.

SORT SNIFF * I GIVE YOU A "C+" FOR HYGIENE BUT YOU DID NOT TAKE THE LUNCH SNIFF > BOLOGNA..

POTATO CHIPS..

CARROT STICKS.

HA !!!

THIS IS THE THIEF WHO TOOK THE DECOY LUNCH... WHICH WE LACED WITH SYNTHETIC FEMALE HORMONES!

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Great Lunch Bag Mystery"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, as he investigates the theft of his lunch bag. The strip is divided into eight panels, each featuring Dilbert and his coworkers in various scenarios.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert enters the office, holding an empty lunch bag and saying, "Exhibit A: Is my empty lunch bag, last seen full."
• His coworkers gather around, curious about the situation.

Panel 2:

• Dilbert asks, "Only the people in this room had the motive and the opportunity."
• His coworkers look at each other, seemingly guilty.

Panel 3:

• Dilbert says, "Inspector Dogbert will investigate."
• Dogbert, a small dog with a magnifying glass, appears and begins sniffing around the room.

Panel 4:

• Dogbert sniffs a coworker's tie and says, "Sniff... you were in the supply room with Willy the mail boy all morning. You are innocent."
• The coworker looks relieved.

Panel 5:

• Dogbert sniffs a coworker's hair and says, "Sniff... I give you a 'C+' for hygiene but you did not take the lunch."
• The coworker looks embarrassed.

Panel 6:

• Dogbert sniffs a coworker's shirt and says, "Sniff... bologna... potato chips... carrot sticks... ha!!"
• The coworker looks surprised.

Panel 7:

• Dogbert says, "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch... which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"
• The thief looks shocked and tries to run away.

Panel 8:

• Dilbert asks, "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?"
• The thief replies, "You can't prove anything!"
• Dilbert responds, "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?"
• The thief finally confesses, "I did it!"

Conclusion:

The comic strip is a humorous take on the classic "whodunit" mystery, with Dilbert and Dogbert using their detective skills to solve the case. The strip pokes fun at office politics and the quirks of human behavior.

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