Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th December 1994

Dilbert//2069, first published 32 years ago on Wednesday 14th December 1994

Tags

marketing offcie opening in security rat is insulted ratbert suited career gnaw on cord business

Official transcript

Ratbert sits across from a desk and says, "Outwardly, yes, I'm a rat. But my bubbly personality and my utter lack of skill make me well-suited for a career in marketing."

Ratbert asks, "Would you mind terribly if I gnawed on your phone cord?"

The person at the desk says, "We have an opening in lobby security."

Ratbert holds the phone cord in his mouth and says, "I'm insulted!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUTWARDLY, YES, I'M A RAT. BUT MY BUBBLY PERSONALITY AND MY UTTER LACK OF SKILL MAKE ME WELL-SUITED FOR A CAREER IN MARKETING WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I GNAWED ON YOUR PHONE CORD?

WE HAVE AN OPENING IN LOBBY SECURITY I'M INSULTED!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Rat in a Suit."

Summary

• The comic strip features a rat sitting at a desk, wearing a suit and tie, and working as an office worker.
• The rat is portrayed as having a bubbly personality and a lack of skill, but is well-suited for a career in marketing.
• The rat's conversation with another character reveals its frustration with the monotony of its job and its desire for excitement and adventure.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a rat working in an office setting and the stereotypes associated with marketing professionals.

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