Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th December 1994

Dilbert//2070, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 15th December 1994

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invite yourself meeting split donut ratbert at meeting no experience in marketing advised business

Official transcript

Ratbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase and says to Dogbert, "I didn't get the job in marketing. They say I have no experience."

Dogbert responds, "Try inviting yourself to meetings. Nobody ever says no, and they're too timid to kick you out once you sit down."

Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table. Ratbert stands on the table next to a box of donuts and says, "Does anybody want to split a donut? I'll just take half and leave the rest."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T GET THE JOB IN MARKETING THEY SAY I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE.

TRY INVITING YOURSELF TO MEETINGS. NOBODY EVER SAYS NO. AND THE Y'RE TOO TIMID TO KICK YOU OUT ONCE YOU SIT DOWN.

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO SPLIT A DONUT?

I'LL JUST TAKE HALF AND LEAVE THE REST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Experience"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a dog who claims to have no experience in marketing but is invited to a meeting. The dog's response is to invite everyone to meetings, regardless of their experience, and then proceeds to take half of the donuts while leaving the rest.

Key Points:

• A dog with no marketing experience is invited to a meeting.
• The dog invites everyone to meetings, regardless of their experience.
• The dog takes half of the donuts and leaves the rest.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of people being invited to meetings without any relevant experience.

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