Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th December 1994

Dilbert//2074, first published 32 years ago on Monday 19th December 1994

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quality award killed by sea turtle went snorkeling

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "The company has decided to compete for the 'Millard Bullrush Quality Award.'"

Wally asks, "Bullrush? Isn't he the politician who went snorkeling and got killed by a sea turtle?"

The Boss replies, "They're faster than they look."

Wally says to Dilbert, "I think we can win this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY HAS DECIDED TO COMPETE FOR THE "MILLARD BULLRUSH QUALITY AWARD." BULLRUSH? ISN'T HE THE POLITICIAN WHO WENT SNORKELING AND GOT KILLED BY A SEA TURTLE?

THEY'RE FASTER THAN THEY LOOK I THINK WE CAN WIN THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "The 'Millard Bullrush Quality Award'".

The strip features a company's decision to establish an award for quality, with the winner being announced. The winner is revealed to be Bullrush, who is not a politician known for his snorkeling skills or involvement in a sea turtle's death. Instead, he is described as being "faster than they look", implying that he has achieved success despite his physical appearance. The company's decision to award Bullrush is met with skepticism by the other employees, who question the criteria used to determine the winner. The strip pokes fun at the idea of awards and recognition, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the company's decision-making process.

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