Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th December 1994
Dilbert//2075, first published 32 years ago on Tuesday 20th December 1994
Tags
total quality method bullrush award honesty award
Official transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "Describe how you used 'total quality' methods on your last project. We're applying for the Millard Bullrush Quality Award."
Dilbert says, "You know I didn't use 'total quality.' I'd have to lie."
The Boss responds, "Sadly, Millard passed away before he could invent the Millard Bullrush 'Honesty' Award."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DESCRIBE HOW YOU USED "TOTAL QUALITY" METHODS ON YOUR LAST PROJECT.
WE'RE APPLYING FOR THE MILLARD BULLRUSH QUALITY AWARD.
YOU KNOW I DIDN'TUSE "TOTAL QUALITY" I'D HAVE TO LIE.
SADLY, MILLARD PASSED AWAY BEFORE HE COULD INVENT THE MILLARD BULLRUSH "HONESTY" AWARD
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AI Analysis
Title: "The Millard Bullrush 'Honesty' Award"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a software engineer, applying for an award. He is asked to describe how he used "total quality" methods on his last project. Dilbert responds, "You know I didn't use 'total quality.' I'd have to lie." The interviewer then asks, "Sadly, Millard passed away before he could invent the Millard Bullrush 'Honesty' Award." The punchline is that Dilbert is applying for this award, implying that he is the only one who can receive it since Millard is no longer alive.
Key Points:
- Dilbert applies for an award, but claims not to have used "total quality" methods.
- The interviewer reveals that Millard, who passed away, was planning to invent an "Honesty" award.
- Dilbert is the only one who can receive the award, as Millard is no longer alive.
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