Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th December 1994

Dilbert//2084, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 29th December 1994

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horse drink lead a horse to water stick a hose tape hose in mouth horse drink water

Official transcript

Dogbert and Ratbert sit on the couch armrest. Dogbert says, "Remember the old saying, Ratbert: you can lead a horse to water . . ."

Dogbert continues, ". . . But by the time you got there you'd smell like a horse and your butt would hurt."

Ratbert asks, "If you stuck a hose in a horse's mouth and taped it there, could you make the horse drink?"

Dogbert replies, "Yeah, I've tried it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER THE OLD SAYING, RATBERT: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER ... BUT BY THE TIME YOU GOT THERE YOU'D SMELL LIKE A HORSE AND YOUR BUTT WOULD HURT.

IF YOU STUCK A HOSE IN A HORSE'S MOUTH AND TAPED IT THERE, COULD YOU MAKE THE HORSE DRINK?

YEAH, IVE TRIED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Horse Drink"

Summary:

The comic strip features Ratbert, a rat, and Dilbert, a dog, engaging in a conversation about leading a horse to water. Ratbert suggests that if one were to stick a hose in a horse's mouth and tape it there, they could make the horse drink. Dilbert expresses skepticism, but Ratbert is determined to try the method. The strip humorously explores the idea of unconventional problem-solving and the importance of critical thinking.

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