Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th December 1994

Dilbert//2085, first published 32 years ago on Friday 30th December 1994

Tags

paintball tournament next team building exercise easy sport employees unhappy

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "I've decided that our next team-building exercise will be a paintball tournament."

Alice, Wally and Dilbert think, "This is not a good thing."

The Boss stands outside Dilbert's cubicle holding a paintball gun and wearing goggles. He peers around the doorway and thinks, "It's a deceptively easy sport."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED THAT OUR NEXT TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE WILL BE A PAINTBALL TOURNAMENT.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING IT'S A DECEPTIVELY EASY SPORT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Team-Building Exercise"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a typical office scenario, where a team-building exercise is announced. The employees are skeptical and unenthusiastic about the idea, but they are forced to participate. The exercise involves a paintball tournament, which is revealed to be a deceptively easy sport. The employees quickly realize that the tournament is not as challenging as they thought, and they begin to cheat by using unfair tactics. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of team-building exercises and the tendency of employees to find ways to avoid effort or hard work.

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