Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th January 1995

Dilbert//2091, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 5th January 1995

Tags

united charity kick off headless man inspirational speaker dignity quations head count report

Official transcript

Wally hands a piece of paper to Dilbert and says, "Be at the 'United Charity' kickoff tomorrow."

While Dilbert reads the paper Wally says, "I hired a headless man to be our inspirational speaker."

Wally, Sally and the Boss are seated and a headless man stands in front of them with a microphone, making a speech. The headless man says, ". . . and that's how 'United Charity' game me back my dignity. Any questions?"

The Boss raises his hand and asks, "How do you show up on a headcount report?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BE AT THE "UNITED CHARITY" KICKOFF TOMORROW.

I HIRED A HEADLESS MAN TO BE OUR INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER.

...AND THAT'S HOW "UNITED CHARITY" GAVE MEBACK MY DIGNITY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

HOW DO YOU SHOW UP ON A HEADCOUNT REPORT?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Headless Man"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a headless man, who has been hired as a motivational speaker for a charity event. Despite his lack of a head, he is determined to deliver an inspiring speech. The scene unfolds with the headless man standing at a podium, addressing the audience with confidence and conviction. His words are met with a mix of confusion and amusement, as the listeners struggle to comprehend how he is able to communicate without a head.

As the speech progresses, the headless man's message becomes increasingly absurd, with him declaring that "United Charity" gave him back his dignity. The audience is left scratching their heads, wondering how this is possible. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a headless person being able to deliver a motivational speech, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the nature of charity and the expectations placed on those who participate in it. It suggests that even in the most unlikely of circumstances, people can find ways to make a positive impact, as long as they have the right attitude and determination.

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