Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th April 1995

Dilbert//2180, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 4th April 1995

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dogbert the consultant relocate russia hire engineers weed out dumb like heaven

Official transcript

Pointing to a map, Dogbert tells the Boss, "Your best bet is to relocate the company to Russia."

Dogbert continues, "You can hire engineers for two cents a year!"

The Boss asks, "Is it difficult to weed out the dumb ones?"

Dogbert says, "No. And that leads me into the good news about their occupational safety laws."

The Boss says, "It's like heaven!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CONSULTANT YOUR BEST BET IS TO RELOCATE THE COMPANY TO RUSSIA.

YOU CAN HIRE ENGINEERS FOR TWO CENTS A YEAR!

IS IT DIFFICULT TO WEED OUT THE DUMB ONES?

NO. AND THAT LEADS ME INTO THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THEIR OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY LAWS.

IT'S LIKE HEAVEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Consultant"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, a consultant, who is tasked with relocating a company to Russia.
• Dogbert suggests hiring engineers for $0.02 per year, which is a highly unrealistic and humorous proposal.
• The client is perplexed by this suggestion, as it would be difficult to weed out incompetent engineers.
• Dogbert responds by saying it's like heaven, implying that the client will be in a state of bliss if they hire incompetent engineers.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consultants providing absurd and unrealistic advice.

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