Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th April 1995

Dilbert//2181, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 5th April 1995

Tags

any rumors false no plans no relocation plans south pole eskimos replaced by liar boss

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert and Alice, "I want to assure you that any rumors you've heard are false."

The Boss continues, "We are NOT planning to relocate the company to the South Pole where easily trainable native Eskimos will replace you."

Dilbert says, "That's good because there aren't any Eskimos at the South Pole."

The Boss looks shocked and says, "Excuse me, I have to make a phone call."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT ANY RUMORS YOU'VE HEARD ARE FALSE WE ARE NOT PLANNING TO RELOCATE THE COMPANY TO THE SOUTH POLE WHERE EASILY TRAINABLE NATIVE ESKIMOS WILL REPLACE YOU THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY ESKIMOS AT THE SOUTH POLE.

EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Eskimos at the South Pole"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1995, revolves around a company's plan to relocate to the South Pole. The CEO announces that any rumors about the move being false are false, but the employees are skeptical. The CEO explains that the company will not be relocating to the South Pole, but rather to a new location where easily trainable Native Eskimos will replace them. The employees are shocked and confused by this announcement, leading to a phone call from the CEO to clarify the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at corporate jargon and the absurdity of business decisions.

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