Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th April 1995

Dilbert//2191, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 15th April 1995

Tags

stick to script act sincere forgive you worng sell key boards morons dumber than squirrels good writing

Official transcript

The Boss stands in front of a camera and Dogbert sits in a director's chair. Dogbert hands the Boss a script and says, "Stick to the script. Act sincere and beg your customers to forgive you."

The Boss looks into the camera and reads, "It was wrong for us to sell keyboards with no 'Q.' We're sorry. We're morons."

Dilbert and Dogbert sit on the couch watching the Boss's television commercial. In the advertisement, the Boss says, "We're dumber than squirrels. We hear voices and do what they command. I have broccoli in my socks."

Dilbert says, "Good writing."

Dogbert responds, "Thanks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STICK TO THE SCRIPT.

ACT SINCERE AND BEG YOUR CUSTOMERS TO FORGIVE YOU.

IT WAS WRONG FOR US TO SELL KEYBOARDS WITH NO "Q." WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE MORONS.

WE'RE DUMBER THAN SQUIRRELS. WE HEAR VOICES AND DO WHAT THEY COMMAND.

I HAVE GOOD BROCCOLI IN WRITING MY SOCKS.

THANKS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dumb and Dumber"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white office mouse, and his boss, a human who is depicted as a stereotypical corporate executive. The boss is shown to be incompetent and out of touch with reality.

Key Scenes:

• Dilbert is shown to be a victim of his boss's incompetence, with the boss making mistakes and causing problems.
• The boss is depicted as being unaware of his own mistakes and unable to learn from them.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate culture and the way that executives often prioritize their own interests over the well-being of their employees.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the corporate world and the absurdities that can occur within it. It is a lighthearted way to poke fun at the challenges of working in a large organization and the sometimes ridiculous decisions that are made by those in charge.

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