Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th April 1995

Dilbert//2192, first published 31 years ago on Sunday 16th April 1995

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job interview resume impressive biggest fault work too hard forget to eat bathe die as desk bloted stinking corpse someone hungrier

Official transcript

Dilbert walks down the hall wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. Wally says, "Looks like somebody has a job interview."

Dilbert says, "Shh."

Dilbert sits across from a desk. The interviewer says, "Your resume is impressive. I only have one question."

The interviewer asks, "What do you consider your biggest fault?"

Dilbert replies, "Sometimes I work too hard."

He thinks to himself, "Good one."

The interviewer asks, "Why is that a fault?"

Dilbert replies, "Well . . . Uh . . . I work so hard that I forget to eat and bathe for days. Eventually I starve to death at my desk."

Dilbert lies down on the chair and continues, "I become a bloated, stinking corpse. Insects breed in my body. I spread disease to the entire company."

Wally asks Dilbert, "How did it go?"

Dilbert replies, "They want somebody hungrier."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS A JOB INTERVIEW SHHH YOUR RSUM IS IMPRESSIVE. I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION.

WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR BIGGEST FAULT?

SOMETIMES WORK TOO HARD.

GOOD ONE WHY IS THAT A FAULT?

WELL... UH... I WORK SO HARD THAT I FORGET TO EAT AND BATHE FOR DAYS. EVENTUALLY I STARVE TO DEATH AT MY DESK.

I BECOME A BLOATED, STINKING CORPSE INSECTS BREED IN MY BODY. I SPREAD DISEASE TO THE ENTIRE COMPANY.

HOW DID IT GO?

THEY WANT SOMEBODY HUNGRIER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Job Interview"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man's job interview, which is depicted in a series of panels. The conversation begins with the interviewer asking the applicant about his resume, to which the applicant responds, "Your resume is impressive. I only have one question." The applicant then inquires, "What do you consider your biggest fault?" The applicant's response is unexpected: "I become a bloated, stinking corpse. Insects breed in my body. I spread disease to the entire company."

The interviewer is taken aback by this answer, asking, "How did it go?" The applicant replies, "They want somebody hungrier." The comic strip concludes with the applicant leaving the interview, seemingly unphased by the interviewer's reaction.

Key Points:

• The comic strip features a job interview with an unexpected twist.
• The applicant's response to the question about his biggest fault is humorous and unconventional.
• The interviewer's reaction is one of surprise and concern.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the traditional job interview format and the types of questions that are often asked.

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