Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th May 1995

Dilbert//2235, first published 31 years ago on Monday 29th May 1995

Tags

hands on manager move the mouse micromanaging click it

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer. The Boss enters and says, "I've decided to be more of a hands-on manager."

The Boss stands behind Dilbert and yells, "Move the mouse . . . Up . . . Up . . . Over . . . More . . . Now click it!! Click it!!"

The Boss raises his arms over his head and screams, "No!!! You fool!!!"

Dilbert says, "This has 'long day' written all over it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BE MOREOF A HANDS- ON MANAGER.

MOVE THE MOUSE... UP...

UP... OVER ... MORE.

NOW CLICK IT!!

CLICK IT!!

NO!

YOU FOOL!!!

THIS HAS "LONG DAY" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hands-On Manager"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a manager's attempt to demonstrate his hands-on approach by clicking a mouse repeatedly, only to be met with sarcasm from his employee. The manager's enthusiasm and the employee's dry wit create a humorous exchange.

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