Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th June 1995

Dilbert//2253, first published 31 years ago on Friday 16th June 1995

Tags

heavy weight boxing cahampion new goal ratbert too small slow clueless catching on

Official transcript

Ratbert says to Bob the Dinosaur, "My new goal, Bob, is to be the next heavyweight boxing champion of the world!!"

Ratbert continues, "Don't let anybody ever tell you that you're too small or too slow or too uncoordinated."

Bob interjects, "Or too clueless."

Ratbert responds, "Exactly! Now you're catching on."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW GOAL, BOB, IS TO BE THE NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!

DON'T LET ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE TOO SMALL OR TOO SLOW OR TOO UNCOORDINATED.

OR TOO CLUELESS.

EXACTLY! NOW YOU'RE CATCHING ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Too Small to Box"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his cat Dogbert, who is also his boss.
• Dogbert announces his new goal: to become the next heavyweight boxing champion of the world.
• Dilbert expresses skepticism, pointing out that Dogbert is too small and uncoordinated to be a successful boxer.
• Dogbert responds by telling Dilbert not to let anyone tell him that he's too small or slow or uncoordinated.
• Dilbert agrees to train Dogbert, despite his doubts about his cat's abilities.
• The comic strip ends with Dogbert confidently declaring that he's "catching on" and will soon be a champion boxer.

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