Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th June 1995

Dilbert//2254, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 17th June 1995

Tags

prodcutivity moving cubcile phone comaputer disconnected boxed lost abandoned pretense loser

Official transcript

The Boss looks into Dilbert's cubicle and says, "I see signs of productivity here. I'm moving you to another cubicle."

The Boss continues, "Your phone and computer will be disconnected for weeks. Your files will be boxed and lost."

Dilbert's hair stands on end as he says, "Good Lord, you've abandoned all pretense of being on our side!!"

The Boss responds, "Loser."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE SIGNS OF PRODUCTIVITY HERE.

I'M MOVING YOU TO ANOTHER CUBICLE.

DILBERT YOUR PHONE AND COMPUTER WILL BE DISCONNECTED FOR WEEKS. YOUR FILES WILL BE BOXED AND LOST.

GOOD LORD, YOU'VE ABANDONED ALL PRETENSE OF BEING ON OUR SIDE!!

LOSER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Productivity".

The comic strip depicts a scene in an office where an employee, Dilbert, is being relocated to another cubicle by his boss. The boss claims that signs of productivity are being seen and that Dilbert is being moved to another cubicle. However, it is revealed that the boss's true intention is to disconnect Dilbert's phone and computer for weeks, causing his files to be boxed and lost. The boss then tells Dilbert that he has abandoned all pretense of being on their side.

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