Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th July 1995

Dilbert//2278, first published 31 years ago on Tuesday 11th July 1995

Tags

saint dogbert stale overused jokes information super highway roadkill super highway

Official transcript

Dogbert, Alice, Wally and a man sit at a conference table. Dogbert is wearing a bishop's miter and holding a scepter. Dogbert announces, "I am Saint Dogbert. I have come to drive out the stale and overused jokes about the information superhighway."

The man comments, "Sometimes I feel like roadkill on the information superhighway!"

Dogbert knocks the man out with a blow to the head. Dogbert faces the reader and says, "Don't make me come over there!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM SAINT DOGBERT.

I HAVE COME TO DRIVE OUT THE STALE AND OVERUSED JOKES ABOUT THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE ROADKILL ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Roadkill on the Information Superhighway"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Saint Dogbert, a self-proclaimed saint, who has come to drive out the "stale and overused jokes" about the information superhighway.
• He is met with resistance from the other characters, who are not impressed by his presence.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of a saint being relevant in the modern world and the use of clichés in technology-related humor.
• The title "Roadkill on the Information Superhighway" is a play on words, referencing the idea that Saint Dogbert is being dismissed as insignificant, much like roadkill on a highway.

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