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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th July 1995

Dilbert//2279, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 12th July 1995


Tags

more than me like computer girl friend jealous of computer that computer ask about lap top


Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer. Liz says to Dilbert, "I think you like that computer more than you like me."

Dilbert responds, "That's not true, Liz. I do NOT like that computer more than I like you."

Dilbert thinks to himself, "Please, please don't ask about the laptop."

Liz asks, "'That' computer?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THINK YOU LIKE THAT COMPUTER MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, LIZ. I DO NOT LIKE THAT COMPUTER MORE THAN I LIKE YOU.

PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T ASK ABOUT THE LAPTOP.

"THAT" COMPUTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "That Computer"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk in front of a computer. He is engaged in a conversation with Liz, a blonde woman, who is standing behind him.

Conversation:

  • Dilbert: "I think you like that computer more than you like me."
  • Liz: "That's not true, Liz. I do not like that computer more than I like you."
  • Dilbert: "Please, please don't ask about the laptop."
  • Liz: "'That' computer?"

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip lies in the clever play on words, as Dilbert's statement about Liz liking the computer more than him is interpreted literally by Liz, who responds by asking about the laptop. The punchline is a clever twist on the expected response, creating a humorous exchange between the two characters.

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