Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th July 1995

Dilbert//2281, first published 31 years ago on Friday 14th July 1995

Tags

business cards full title director product enhancemnets acronym dope product ehancement

Official transcript

The Boss says to his secretary who sits at her desk, "Carol, the next time you order my business cards, spell out my full title: 'Director of Product Enhancements.'"

The Boss continues, "Don't use the acronym 'DOPE.'"

The secretary replies, "I didn't know you were the Director of Product Enhancements."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, THE NEXT TIME YOU ORDER MY BUSINESS CARDS, SPELL OUT MY FULL TITLE: "DIRECTOR OF PRODUCT ENHANCEMENTS" DON'T USE THE ACRONYM "DOPE." I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THE DIRECTOR OF PRODUCT ENHANCEMENTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Director of Product Enhancements" and features a conversation between Carol and her boss, who is trying to order business cards with a full title that includes the word "dope."

Scene 1: Boss's Request Boss: Carol, the next time you order my business cards, spell out my full title: "Director of Product Enhancements."

Scene 2: Carol's Response Carol: Don't use the acronym "dope."

Scene 3: Boss's Reaction Boss: I didn't know you were the director of product enhancements.

Summary The comic strip humorously highlights the importance of clear communication and the potential for misunderstandings in the workplace.

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