Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th July 1995

Dilbert//2284, first published 31 years ago on Monday 17th July 1995

Tags

bring to read book of tips new computer golf game reading book computer simulation almost sport non organic life form driving little cart

Official transcript

Liz and Dilbert are seated beneath a tree reading books. She asks him, "What did you bring to read?"

Dilbert responds, "It's a book of tips for my new computer golf game."

Liz comments, "So . . . you're reading a book . . . about a computer simulation . . . of an activity that's ALMOST a sport . . ."

Liz continues, "That's about as close as you can get to being a non-organic life form."

Dilbert says, "This chapter is about driving the little cart."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DID YOU BRING TO READ?

-- ITS A BOOK OF TIPS FOR MY NEW COMPUTER GOLF GAME SO... YOU'RE READING A BOOK... ABOUT A COMPUTER SIMULATION...

OF AN ACTIVITY THAT'S ALMOST A SPORT...

THAT'S ABOUT AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET TO BEING A NONORGANIC LIFE FORM THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT DRIVING THE LITTLE CART

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Computer Simulation of an Activity That's Almost a Sport".

Panel 1:

• A man and a woman are sitting under a tree, reading books.
• The man asks the woman what she brought to read.
• She responds that it's a book of tips for her new computer golf game.

Panel 2:

• The man asks if she's reading a book about a computer simulation of an activity that's almost a sport.
• The woman confirms this.

Panel 3:

• The man says that this chapter is about driving the little cart.
• The woman replies that it's about as close as you can get to being a non-organic life form.

Summary:

The comic strip humorously depicts a couple's conversation about their hobbies, with the woman reading a book about computer golf and the man making humorous comments about the activity. The strip pokes fun at the idea of computer simulations being considered a sport, and the woman's enthusiasm for the game. Overall, the comic strip showcases the lighthearted and playful nature of the "Dilbert" series.

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